Although smoking is not allowed indoors, it doesn’t count if you light up while heading for the door.
- Nor does is count if you stand in the doorway and smoke.
- You can stand at the outside window counter of a bar/restaurant designed for serving people outside, and while facing the inside, blow smoke inside.
- You can smoke in an outdoor restaurant patio, even if enclosed or babies/children are present.
- You can hold your baby or child while smoking.
- You can throw your lit cigarette into the street when finished, regardless of whether you are walking, driving, or are on your third or fourth floor home balcony.
- You can publicly smoke at your job.
- You would rather sit outdoors so you can smoke, even in inclement weather.
- Don’t worry if your smoking bothers anyone else.
- You can smoke outside the gym door before and after exercising, and if you need a smoke break during your workout.
- Buy household items that can be used both as vessels for serving food and as an ashtray.
A Humorous Guide to Smoking in Spain
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VERY C-U-T-E I got a chuckle out of this when I read it.Happy St. Paddy’s Day!
And I guess I was wrong. Today after Zumba I went inside a café for a snack, and there were a table full of locals smoking (and drinking.) It apparently didn’t count because they were near the front door
#1, #2, and #3 almost seem to be requirements. #6 is amazing because its perfectly acceptable, but if you spit on the ground in parts of Spain, they act like you are destroying the earth!
So true