Always excited at the prospect of watching world-class ballet performed in a historic, opulent opera house, I quickly became perplexed and frustrated when the translated Paris’ Palais Garnier website offered seating in the “bathtub.” My French is limited to the most important things-ordering food and wine. The Parisian Opera House did not allow any outside assistance, such a ticketing agency or concierge assistance, so I was left to my own designs to figure out the seating on my own, (which was further hampered by my wanting technological skills.)
I finally found a feature that, when clicked on, showed the view of the stage from those chosen seats, or at least that is what I hoped. Left with no other choice, I clicked the “purchase” button and nervously hoped for the best.
When we eventually arrived at the grand venue of the Opera House a few months later, we sipped the obligatory champagne, admired the elegant beaux-arts design, and then proceeded up the stairs to see what awaited us. We entered a private door into a vestibule where we left our wraps, and then proceeded to the red velvet splendor of our private seating area.
As I eventually learned, the bagnoire translates into English, not only to bathtub, but also to the lowest seats in a small box seating area at an opera house. Relieved, we had a good laugh, another glass of champagne, and settled into our “bathtub” to enjoy the ethereal, mesmerizing ballet.
I love it! I’m glad your time was wonderful. I love Paris, myself!
This is hilarious! So glad that it was just mistranslated and that you didn’t actually end up in a bathtub! Imagine trying to get out of the bathtub after the champagne! 🙂